1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.. Any part under a car’s hood.
Male..The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female..Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male..Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female..The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male..Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male..Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female..A good movie, concert, play or book.< SPAN style="COLOR: blue">
Male..Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female..An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male..A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female..The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female..A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male.. A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.